Author/Rabbi David Ribner is an honest-to-goodness mensch. He has singlehandedly introduced sex into the Ultra-Orthodox community world-wide. As official Hipster Jew Sex Article Panderer, I will tell you all about it.
Because of the taboo nature of sex within the Ultra-Orthodox community, couples basically are given a brief rundown before they are thrown into bed together. Forever. The “hole in the sheet” thing that us heathens Reform/Conservative Yids have propagated isn’t accurate any more, but it’s close enough to the truth. The bride and groom are lucky if they get stick figures drawn for them. That’s where Rabbi David Ribner comes in with his new sex book entitled: “A Time to Love: The Newlywed’s Guide to Physical Intimacy.”
It is the only one of it’s kind, says the article, but I found a few others:
That last one might be a tad out of place.
No but REALLY this book is unique, BECAUSE, in the back of the book is a secret envelope with a sexy little warning messages about the sexy contents of the secret envelope. Inside of this filthy little envelope are extremely explicit and borderline pornographic simple drawings of sexual positions. The ‘lope only contains three drawings, because really, what more do you need?
They should just include one of these bad boys in the back pocket of the sex book
But really though, these illustrations are crucial because the Ultra Orthodox don’t watch TV/Netflix/Porn so how could they POSSIBLY know where to put their arms and legs during “sex.”
As always, someone left a dumbfuck comment on the source article, here for your reading pleasure:
And these are the same people suppressing and claiming dominance over the Palestinians??
May Yahweh help them and give more guidance. They need to re-read Genesis and see how Abraham got it on w/ both his wife and his slave…how Isaac and Ishmael each became founders of great religions. Hopefully, the readers will encounter lots of ‘begats and begats’ in their journey.
Have fun with this wealth of wisdom, you poor bastards.
